The Last Jedi poster FINALLY dropped on October 9th, and we are losing our sh*t over here! We have SO MANY questions at first glance, the most obvious being, WHY IS POE ON THE DARK SIDE??? And even more importantly, WHERE ARE THE PORGS? We're breaking down each square inch of the poster and asking your most burning questions, so make sure to let us know your fan theories in the comment section!
The Last Jedi
Immediate hot takes: - Where are the porgs? - Where's Kylo's helmet? - Why is Poe on the Dark Side? - WE MISS YOU PRINCESS LEIA!
What happened to your helmet, Kylo? Now that everyone knows exactly what Darth Vader's grandson's whiny bitch face looks like, it makes sense that they left it off the new poster. Next helmet question - where did you put Grandaddy Darth's? And why haven't you gotten yourself a proper lightsaber yet?
I Find Your Lack of Porgs Disturbing
Last time I checked, it was IMPOSSIBLE to avoid porgs in any and all advertising campaigns about TLJ. Why did they leave them off the poster?? Is this because Chewbacca eats them?? I NEED TO KNOW.
Why is Poe on the Dark Side??
Does this mean that Poe will be some kind of a double agent in this movie? Or could he have been Jedi mind-tricked to switch sides? Who knows!
Please, please tell me that the Evil BB-8's name is BB-H8. It'll be interesting to see what they decide to do with this character - R2 certainly never had a direct doppelgänger antagonist in IV, V, and VI.
Finn's New BFF Rose Tico
Hot takes: - Is Rose going to be Finn's partner, or his love interest? - What does this mean for Finn & Rey's relationship? - More importantly, what does this mean for Finn and POE DAMERON'S relationship? I ship them so hard.
Luke Skywalker Presides Over All
It's great to see Luke featured so prominently on the new poster, especially because he didn't show up in the TFA poster at all. It could just mean he's important... or it could mean he's Rey's dad, as he's featured directly above Leia, Kylo's mom, while Kylo and Rey are side by side.
These Blood Drones Look Cool As Hell
Are these blood drones spraying some type of Agent-Orange-like chemical all over the galaxy? Or is it more like that elevator scene from The Shining?