Messing With The Dean
When I was in 8th grade, my school had nature trails and “secret paths” in the woods behind the school. No students were allowed in there, so naturally, the woods were packed with kids during lunch. One day, I was wearing a red jacket with a blue shirt underneath and was walking through the woods. Then, a dean rounds the bend about 100 yards in front of me and sees me cause of my red jacket. He yells something at me, and I take off running towards the school. This particular deen had it out for my friends and me for some unknown reason, so I knew my punishment would be harsh if I got caught. One I was within a maze of portables, I rounded a corner and took off my jacket and threw it under the portable. Then I whipped out my yu-gi-oh and started pretending like I was playing with some 7th graders who were sitting on the ground (and who saw the whole thing). About 30 seconds later, the dean rounds the corner and almost overlooks me, but then tries to take me to the office. The kids I played with started yelling back at him, saying how I was here the whole time, and some other kid with a red jacket ran through there a second ago. The dean looks at me for a second and then runs towards where we said to go.