The Bagel Didn’t Sit Well
At my friend’s wedding, her father dropped the loudest fart I’ve ever heard when the officiant asked the infamous question. It was so loud that it rang throughout the church and everyone turned to stare at him.
The bride laughed so hard that she had to sit down in her wedding dress. The rest of the church joined in and laughed even harder when her dad stood up and said, “sorry, the bagel I had this morning didn’t like me.”