Oh, Sweet!
This guy brought in his tablet because it had some problems receiving data. I did some fiddling and just to test that everything was working, I opened his browser. My coworker interrupted me for a second, so I put the device down. The next thing I hear is the sound of a woman on the device.
The customer had picked up his tablet and resumed watching his naughty films, on full volume, right there in the store, now that the data was working again. He then looked at me and said, “oh sweet, it’s working again.”