The Nerve of Some People
I create custom wedding dresses for a living, and I pride myself on the detail I put into my work. I once got an e-mail from a young woman asking me to send her a custom dress for free. She follows up by saying, “I’ll send you pictures of me wearing the dress.” I told her that even though I make custom wedding gowns, there was no way that I could make one for someone with such big balls.