Back From the Dead
I once worked at a bridal store where most of the brides who came in were lovely. They were just so happy that to be engaged and looking for dresses that there was no time for an attitude. But every now and then, a bridezilla would walk in. This lady once walked in to say that her fiancé had died, so she wanted a refund… then she came back in a few days later to say that they made up, so she wanted the dress. So, I guess he wasn’t dead.