Hand-Dyed Dress

On the morning of her wedding, a bride decided that she hated her dress, and wanted me – the wedding planner to fix it. She saw Gwen Stefani’s dress then decided to dip-dye her her version of ombre pink. She told me to fix it or find a couture replacement, knowing full well that she got hers on clearance. I told her that neither options were possible and she creamed in my face asking me what she was paying me for. She walked down the aisle in her ugly dress, looking unhappy the entire time.