Wanting a Refund
A woman walks into the store, claiming that “we,” the tuxedo store, ruined her son’s wedding. She comes in with pictures showing that the jacket sleeves were a quarter-inch too long, and that ruined the entire day. She came in to get a refund, and we told her that we’d need to talk to the district manager then get back to her. After looking up the groom’s name, we learned that the wedding happened three years ago. Thankfully, she never came back.