That One Time
I have been DJing weddings for about 10 years. Most brides relax by the time I really get to work. And most of the time, the groom is in charge of the music. So I don’t have too many stories. However, one bride was really into her wedding being symmetrical. She measured the entire room and wanted everything placed at the exact places she requested. I had to measure the distance my table was from the wall and the other tables. I had to measure the distance my speakers were from each other and the dance floor. On the day, she was upset at me because I failed to inform her that I had lighting for the dance floor and wish she had time to determine where to place them.