“You Get Me”
My friend, an amazing wedding planner who I work for, does everything from wedding dress design to flowers, décor, you name it, so his services are not cheap. Five days before the wedding, one of his clients calls to say that she could not do it because she was in love with someone else. She goes on to profess her love for him saying, “You get me! I’ve never met a man like you.” He responds by saying, “do you know how much money your parents are spending for me to get you?!” She walked down the aisle 5 days later.