Day Drinking
The wedding starts late because the bride and groom are day drinking. The bride is mad that her new husband is super drunk before dinner, so instead of helping him sober up, she proceeds to get drunk because it’s her day too. Then she is mad that people didn’t stay for the cake…It’s 11 pm on a Tuesday, and you are just getting to the cake now!? People have jobs to go to, and we all got here at 10 am. (cousins also robbed all the liquor from the bar and stole some of the gifts. The mother breaks her arm, and the venue was vandalized) But how dare people leave before the cake.