At My Ex-Boyfriend’s Wedding
I was at the wedding of an ex-boyfriend several years ago, and he had planned and practiced singing a Frank Sinatra song to his new wife. He went up and took the mic and, with the band backing him up, began singing the song (I can’t remember what it was) – His new wife suddenly stomped across the dance floor, grabbed the mic from him, and said – “I HATE that song and I don’t want to hear it.” They were divorced about a year later.