Aunt Ann
We had a guestzilla. An older aunt of the bride showed up wearing a white lace gown. Told the groom she didn’t want him in the group picture because it was only for “family.” When the caterer put aside the top tier of the cake and put it in a box for the bride and groom to have on their first anniversary, she began to pick off and eat the icing with her fingers. ****you, aunt Ann.