9. The Dog Old Woman Sandwich

“Not long ago I incorporated a short visit to the local supermarket into my usual dog walk. The dog was tied up outside, and as I was crouched down to unclip him a woman came out of the shop and fell over me.
For a few brief seconds I was in the middle of a dog/old woman […] sandwich. We’re British though, so everyone looked embarrassed and we both said sorry.” – Reddit user mronion82
Usually, our pooches get us in trouble at the worst moments, but this time, the dog wasn’t the one creating that awkward sandwich!