7. The Large… Woody?

“My son had small Toy Story figurines but wanted big ones for Christmas. I walked into Toy R Us and asked the male clerk, “Do you have a large Woody?” He turned bright red, I wheeled around and marched out and didn’t go back for months.” – Reddit user StarbugRedDwarf
As a clerk, can you answer to all your clients’ questions? I mean, without getting fired!