19. Nice BOOTS
“Got on an elevator with a woman and she had on these really nice boots so I complimented them by saying “nice boots” she cups her breasts and says “well you’re not shy, thank you they’re real” and then immediately realized I said booTs, she thought I said “nice boobs” longest elevator ride ever. To this day whenever I say boots in any context I do so with a very hard deliberate T.” – Reddit user paypermon
This redditor’s elevator ride was quite awkward, but at least the woman didn’t respond badly. If the situation was different with this next guy’s elevator experience, things would have been more than crazy!