16. Cross Country Runner Issues
“When I was a teenager my friends and I would spend the weekends staying up late playing video games and eating junk food. I was also a cross country runner, and on this particular night I was experiencing some extreme chafing from a long run earlier that day. While we were at the gas station getting Doritos and energy drinks I announced to who I thought was my friend, “Man, my nipples really hurt.”
Upon realizing it was a complete stranger with whom I had just shared this intimate detail I simply stared at him and said “You’re not my friend” and walked away. I didn’t go back to that gas station for a long time. […] I’m a guy for those wondering.” – Reddit user firstblindmouse
Chafing is certainly an issue, no matter one’s gender. However, it’s something you only share with those that know or understand the circumstances you’ve injured your… body parts. This random guy was certainly not thankful for the information. The “you’re not my friend” part had us in tears!