#10 Mysteriously Misplaced Mattress? I Don’t Think So

I was once notified by one of my residents that her mattress had been “misplaced.” She wanted to know if she would be charged for it or if she was good. I told her she would most certainly be charged for it, and then mysteriously, the mattress reappeared the week before summer closing. I heard through the paper-thin door of her room later that it had been at a frat house for a while and I dread the thought of what happened to it.
Credit: MercilessSoryu