#16 This Isn’t Even You, Buddy, But ‘A’ For Effort
Once, I was writing up a tipsy freshman. He handed me an ID that actually belonged to a different kid on the floor. That kid wasn’t even there that weekend, so I don’t know why he had it, or how he got it. The other kid ended up getting in trouble with the cops for driving without a license. Needless to say, that was a messy situation to clear up.
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