#25 Gosh, I Hope He Transferred Schools
On my first weekend on call, I had a student sleepwalk naked. I had to let him back into his room. He was super embarrassed. Luckily, no one saw him but me because I was the only one awake at that hour, and the front desk had a towel for him. I imagine he dropped out soon after since no one could recover from that.
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