#31 That’s Not What I Thought She’d Go Down For
I had an entitled, snotty resident. She let her roommate get busted for adult beverages that belonged to her and the roommate was kicked off campus. Entitled Girl called me in their room because she was so upset she’d have to deal with a new roommate and it was so unfair. A couple of weeks went by, and the roommate (allowed to stay till the end of the semester) came to me and asked if her roommate would get in trouble if she was still keeping adult beverages in their room. I told her yes, she could get kicked out of school.
Entitled Girl had been ignoring her pleas to keep adult beverages out of their room. Cops showed up and asked to search the room. Entitled Girl said, “Nope.” The hall director looked in and saw a university property chair (it was not uncommon for people to borrow lounge chairs). He asked Entitled Girl if it was a lounge chair? Entitled Girl, said “Yeah.” That’s when the cop said, “You’re under arrest for the theft of university property.” It was so awesome. They cuffed her and hauled her away.
Credit: Kateysomething