#38 Can You Arrest Some Hooligans? Wait…They’re Mine?
I woke up around midnight one night because people were firing Roman candles at one of the buildings. We were having problems with some local kids who kept playing pranks on the residents and naturally I assumed it was them. So I called campus security to deal with it and they ended up rounding up my own residents. After I gave them all write-ups, one of them asked me why I didn’t tell them beforehand that they weren’t allowed to set fireworks off on campus.
Credit: secondwind93