#40 This, My Friends, Is The Definition Of Stupidity
A guy in my complex had a 21st birthday party that got super loud. I had to key in along with campus PD because the neighbors called them first. Cops proceeded to check IDs, and the birthday idiot wrapped his ID in a $20 bill, telling the officer to check with “Samuel L. Jackson.” Turns out, he was so tipsy he’d forgotten he was 21. He also thought bribing campus PD was a good idea. The cop frog marched him outside, gave him back his ID and the money, wished him a happy birthday, and told him to keep it down.
Credit: Sgt_Kowalski