#45 He Just Wanted To Show Off His Pickles…
One guy liked pickles. He bought a cartoonishly large jar of pickles from some store, probably one-gallon size. He was so proud of his pickles and was going to have pickles for days. Well, he had no way to refrigerate it… and it was winter, so he just set it on the windowsill of his fourth-floor room. He got cold and closed the window, which pushed the pickles off the ledge and they flew to freedom… to the courtyard below, where it exploded like a glass and pickle bomb. He didn’t even get in trouble, people just called him “The Pickle Guy,” probably still to this day.
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