#4 This Is Truly The Resident From Hell
We had a bamboo forest near campus. I was on duty once when two dudes dragged an entire tree into the main lounge and up the stairs. I asked them, “What the heck are you doing?” They said they were making rafts. I wrote it up of course, but… it wasn’t easy to figure out what to write up. I settled on “destruction of campus property” since I’m pretty sure you can’t swipe an entire bamboo tree…
I’m doing the end-of-the-year room inspections. I expect this to go badly. The bamboo bandit has destroyed thousands of dollars in campus property this year alone. He shattered a floor-length window in the main lounge and broke every light on the third floor while tipsy. Every single one. His desk is also a total wreck.
Credit: Ridry