#7 I Don’t Know If You Should Do It, Pal…
RA here. This is the typical story of a freshman girl who got way too tipsy. I ended up having to escort her to the hospital with the ambulance. The girl was squirming all over the place, so they asked me to come back in the room to watch her while we waited for the PA on duty.
PA comes finally came in, and the girl was still squirming all over the bed, unresponsive to anything the PA is telling her. Finally, the PA put the needle for the IV in and warned the girl of a slight, painful poke. The girl abruptly stopped squirming, looked the PA dead in the eye, and yelled, “DO IT YOU WON’T!” I couldn’t contain my laughter at that moment. I really tried my best.
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