Tea, Anyone?
It was 2 am when we stopped a man who was driving with music blasting and going a little over the speed limit. He passed the breathalyzer and everything, however while patting him down I felt something in his pocket. He claimed that it was tea that his friend gave him, which I thought was ridiculous.
He then pulled out a plastic baggy, complete with a single bag of tea, labeled neatly. When I asked him why he had it, he responded, “I like tea, officer.”