Up the Where?
I pulled over a guy and arrested him for an active warrant and a suspended license. I noticed a look of extreme discomfort on his face while I was talking to my partner. This guy was a known dealer, so I made the assumption that he put drugs up his rear end.
I then asked him the obvious question “do you have narcotics up your you know where?” Squirming, he said no, it wasn’t drugs. After telling him that it would be recovered at the jail, he let me know he had a “plug.” While handcuffed he removed a 13-inch apparatus from his you-know-where and attempted to hand it to me.
I asked him why? He told me that his wife is very rough on him with and he was trying to be proactive by loosening up before getting home.