Cops Share the Most Insane Excuses that Turned Out to be True

Dead What?

Source: Reddit

I had an addict who I arrested with a warrant. While searching her purse, I found a small container with a grayish/brown substance in it, consistent with what she normally used. When I asked her what it was, she started laughing. She told me to test it because it wasn’t drugs. 

I tested it and sure enough, the test came back negative. She explained to me that inside the container was the ashes of her dead cat. She said that when she went to pick up narcotics for her friends, she’d take some for herself and mix the rest with her cat’s ashes. Her friends have been using some of her dead cat.

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