Cops Share the Most Insane Excuses that Turned Out to be True

The IKEA Problem

I got a call about a domestic dispute which sounded very heated. When I got to the scene, I heard someone swearing and fighting from inside the house. A guy answered the door, furious. He told me he was building IKEA furniture. Entering inside, I realized that there was indeed half set up IKEA furniture and no one else in the house.