Using The Wrong Butt Plug
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<p>A World War II veteran was rushed to the ER because he had a bullet up his rectum. The worst part was that the bullet could go off at any minute so a bomb squad was called in. The veteran suffered from hemorrhoids that hung low and would get stuck to his underwear. He thought using a bullet to shove them back in was a good idea.</p>