Odd Things People Do, Thinking Nobody Else Does It But They’re Not the Only Quirky Ones

4. Killing ‘Ze Mushrooms’!

“ I talk to my food like im torturing it, while I cook it.. Yes I live alone. Crappy German accent, while making a omelette:

“Vere are ze mushrooms…not speaking, perhaps I shall…increase ze heat.” – Reddit user Awisemanoncsaid

That’s one way to have some fun while cooking your food. Watching this person narrating the torturing would be fun and a bit weird.