The Paddle Boat Lover
“There was this guy that I used to make out with that lived on a lagoon. We knew another person that lived nearby, so we could use her paddle boat to pass by the back of his house. We didn’t see him out in the yard, so desperate and hormone fueled young me starts yelling his name to see if he’d come out (this was pre-cellphones). I yelled and yelled for a long time, doing circles in the paddle boat, and the friend I was with was like “dude, give it up, he’s not home”. But he was home, he told us later that his whole family was sitting down to eat and heard me screaming his name over and over.” – Reddit user TwinkiSandwich
Looking back at that time without cellphones, we’re sure TwinkiSandwich feels so embarrassed right now! However, her story is not as cringe-worthy as this next one is…