Might As Well Go All the Way

“I introduced her to my friends by giving her a standing lap dance while she slapped my butt. No idea why I did that, it was just one of those times where you’re like ‘well, I already started, might as well go all the way.’” – Reddit user TommF
Yes, there are times you’re asking yourself what in the actual hell you’re doing, but it’s too late so you “might as well go” with the flow since there’s no going back to being cool about it…