This Is Not How You Court Girls
“I had a crush on her in high school but didn’t know how to talk to girls. So I dyed my hair and grew a mullet to get her attention. I guess I was thinking courting was like how animals do it in the wild or something. Like peacocks.” – Reddit user guccimaybe
This Reddit user probably realized he was not a peacock and his mullet will not impress anyone. We all know how much we tried getting attention as teens and we’ve all been through the awkward hairstyle phase.