She Did Stood Still, Though!
“Planned out what I was going to say before I kissed her for the first time the next time we hung out. It was something along the lines of “I wish you were a clock because when I look at you, I want time to slow down”… she was not prepared and I was given a statue for my first kiss.” – Reddit user VIPMelons
Maybe things did go according to plan since her stunned face might have looked like time slowed her down as well… Watch what you wish for!