“I’m Going to Kiss You Now”
“I was 15 at the time and had never kissed a girl, so when I got a girlfriend I was so scared of having an awkward kiss that I’d warn her every time I did it. Basically I would say “I’m going to kiss you now” and then wait a few seconds to make sure she didn’t move or something and then go in for a kiss that lasted approximately half a second.” – Reddit user JacePalmer
Just go for it already! It’s so awkward that saying “I’m going to kiss you now” took longer than the actual kiss!