His Dream Came True
“Right after I graduated high school, my high school crush showed up at my work and asked me out. I was over the moon! She was super intelligent, very pretty, and had a reputation for being “friendly”, if you take my meaning. She even bragged about it. Took her to an inexpensive Italian restaurant. We talked about school and how difficult it was when I felt her foot rising up between my legs. I farted.” – Reddit user OvidPerl
Well who would have seen that coming? We’re talking about the fart, of course… Some people just can’t get a break!