Just Dance
I was walking home from school and decided to take the longer forest trail rather than my usual route. I thought I was alone, but then I heard a crinkling noise, like a plastic bag of some sort. Right then, I made eye contact with a hobo-looking guy. He was dressed head to toe in black garbage bags and duct tape, and he was dancing in the middle of the forest. He just kept dancing. There’s a liquor store a couple of blocks away, if that’s relevant.
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