The Strange Lady At My Work
A lady at my work was eating raw pancake batter. I know because I went into the breakroom and she was mixing the powder out of a weird little packet thing. I asked what it was, and she said “pancake batter” like it was baby carrots or some normal thing to eat. She put it in a bowl, added water, mixed it with her goddamn finger, and then went back to her desk and just ate the pancake batter.