Partner In Crime
Once I was taking a poop in a public restroom and heard weird noises, so I looked under the stall to check the feet of the dude next to me. I’m not sure why. I just did it to be safe. It turns out the dude next to me was checking at the exact same time I was. It was so awkward as we made eye contact nearly upside down by our underwear. I guess it was weird for both of us.