They Were Definitely Not Playing Boats

When I was 5 or 6, I caught my dad in the bathtub with his new girlfriend. I vividly remember thinking, “They’re stupid. There’s not enough room to play boats if they’re both in the tub at the same time.”
When I was 5 or 6, I caught my dad in the bathtub with his new girlfriend. I vividly remember thinking, “They’re stupid. There’s not enough room to play boats if they’re both in the tub at the same time.”