We Understood Eachother

My class got canceled one day in college, and I came home to my roommate sitting on the floor in my gaming chair covered up to his neck in a camo blanket with an entire bottle of cough medicine emptied next to him. He was watching “Lifetime,” and I looked down and was like, “you naked under there?”
“Yeah man..”
“I’ll be back in ten minutes… Don’t be here..”
“Sounds good man.”