A Surprise

I’ve told this story on Reddit before. Long story short, I was at a party, and I opened a random closet door to find a very, very fat, very, very naked man with a stuffed snake wrapped around his neck, licking a gigantic lollipop.
I’ve told this story on Reddit before. Long story short, I was at a party, and I opened a random closet door to find a very, very fat, very, very naked man with a stuffed snake wrapped around his neck, licking a gigantic lollipop.