My Friend Pissed On His Wife

I was at a house party, and we all crashed in the living room afterwards. I woke up early in the AM to get some water, and as I am walking back to my couch, I see my friend pissing on his wife as she sleeps on a recliner. She wakes up and says, “Did you piss on me? Not again! You can’t do this in someone else’s house!”