I Accidentally Fell Asleep
I was the interviewee. I grossly overestimated the traffic getting there, so I arrived 30 minutes early to the interview. I thought about going to get some food, but I didn’t want to risk getting something on my freshly dry-cleaned jacket. So, I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to a guy looking weirdly at me in the parking lot while he was walking in. No biggie, I woke up just in time. It turns out that guy was my interviewer.