He Didn’t Get The Job

I used to manage a Blockbuster, and after one particularly awful interview, I walked the candidate out towards the parking lot, and the alarms went off. It turned out he stuffed three DVDs in his suit jacket before being called back to the office. He did not get the job. Or Mama Mia, Fool’s Gold, or High School Musical 3 for that matter. He didn’t get the job.