“The only two certainties in life are death and taxes.” — Mark Twain.
Samuel Clemens (aka Mark Twain) gets credited for saying a bunch of quotes that we’re used over the decades since his passing. But we should really be thanking Christopher Bullock or Edward Ward for saying it. We’re not sure which one of them said it, but it certainly wasn’t Clemens. But if this misquote made you feel inadequate, then wait until you read the next one…