Zippo Lighter

Never to be the one who was bored of pyrotechnics, I enjoyed a conversation with a man in a mobile hut named Dave. He once spoke of accidentally burning his house down with a lighter he split into two, but by doing that, he lifted the curse of “Markus the Alpaca”. He stated that the only way to end the curse was to split a Zippo lighter in the presence of year-old Honey Nut Cheerios.