Shoe
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THIS IS NOT A QUALITY SHOE! Where is the love? Where is the painstaking stitching found in the expensive section of H&M? NO, after cutting this shoe, it doesn’t deserve to be cut in half, it deseves to be recycled into a virtual cryptocurrency managed by the blockchain. No shoe so grotesque that they use leather will ever grace my feet, because I deserve snakeskin goddammit!